JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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