he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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