Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize