I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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