you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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