The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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