I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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