I need help removing her.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
