I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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