I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
we should paint friendship bongs
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