I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I deserve this hangover.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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