if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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