Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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