I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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