Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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