im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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