I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest