The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos