Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!