I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I don't deserve a penis
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism