Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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