He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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