The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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