Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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