I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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