Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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