Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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