They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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