After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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