Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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