Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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