we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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