Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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