it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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