omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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