his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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