I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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