now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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