So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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