I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You're earring is so big in my mouth
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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