What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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