Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
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She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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