i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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