She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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