careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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