his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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