In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS