i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.