five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.