How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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