just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she looked like the before picture.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
When are your genitals available?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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