He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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