matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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