Fine. I'll sleep in my office
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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