ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
