Swine flu. Run for my life!
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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