Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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