Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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