I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Come share oat with me in your robe
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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