I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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